|First Appearance||Two Stories|
- "Wait. I thought you were Dr. Hourani"
- ―Alex, showing how smart he is for a fifth grader
Alex was the naive and obese student who asked House what a vibrator was, wondered what House was talking about when he said that Taub had something else other than his nose was big and kept bugging him about Cuddy's laptop. However, he was smart enough to realize that House had started talking about Dr. Hourani as if he were a different person even though House was claiming to be Hourani.