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|director = [[Peter O'Fallon]]
 
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|writer = [[David Shore]], [[Matt Witten]]
 
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|airdate = April 12, 2005
 
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|diagnosis = [[Common variable immunodeficiency disease]] from interaction of [[Epstein-Barr virus]] with anti-[[seizure]] medication
 
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}}{{Quote|You asked me why I like you. You’re abrasive and rude, but I figured everything you do, you do it to help people. But I was wrong. You do it because it’s right.|Cameron}}
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'''Role Model''' is a [[Season 1|1st season]] episode of ''House'' that first aired on April 12, 2005. When a politician friend of Vogler’s collapses at a rally, Vogler demands that House at least examine the man. House takes an interest in the case, but his conclusions seem to end any chance the patient has of pursuing his political career. In addition, Vogler’s demands on House increase to the point where he wants House to shill for his company's new drug.
Cameron on her feelings for House:
 
{{Quote|You asked me why I like you. You’re abrasive and rude, but I figured everything you do, you do it to help people. But I was wrong. You do it because it’s right|Role Model}}
 
 
'''Role Model''' is a 1st season episode of ''House'' which first aired on May 3, 2005. When a politician friend of Vogler’s collapses at a rally, he demands House at least examine the man. House soon takes an interest in the case, but his conclusions seem to end any chance the patient has of pursuing his political career. In addition, Vogler’s demands on House increase to the point where he wants House to shill for his new pharmaceutical.
 
   
 
==Recap==
 
==Recap==
[[Gary H. Wright|A politician]] is giving a speech. All of a sudden, he starts feeling unwell, struggles through the rest of his speech, which his assistant finishes, and then says he is okay. However, he continues to become disoriented and collapses down a short flight of stairs.
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[[Gary H. Wright|A politician]], Gary Wright, is giving a speech when he starts to feel unwell. He struggles through the rest of his speech, which his assistant finishes, and then insists he is okay. However, he becomes nauseated and disoriented, and vomits before collapsing down a short flight of stairs.
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[[Edward Vogler|Vogler]] tells House about the case. House thinks the patient has [[food poisoning]], and Vogler responds that if it's that simple, it won't take House much time. They start talking about House's having to fire [[Allison Cameron|Cameron]] or [[Eric Foreman|Foreman]], and Vogler orders him to give a speech in support of a drug Vogler's company is developing. House thinks it is merely an expensive alternative to existing drugs. However, Vogler tells House that if he gives the speech and takes Wright's case, he won't have to fire anyone.
   
 
Foreman is examining Wright, who says he has been feeling run down. House comes in playing his [[GameBoy]] and makes it clear that he isn't interested in the case—until he notices that Wright's patellar [[reflexes|reflex]] isn't responding. He orders an [[MRI]] and a [[lumbar puncture]], which are normal except for a small smudge in Wright's brain that could be nothing. House wonders why [[Robert Chase|Chase]] isn't scared of him anymore, and tells Cameron and Foreman that he doesn't have to fire anyone. He thinks the patient has either an [[infection]] or a [[tumor]], and orders a [[brain]] [[biopsy]] to confirm.
[[Edward Vogler|Vogler]] tells House about the case, but House thinks it is [[food poisoning]]. Vogler says if it is simple, it won't take him much time. They start talking about him having to fire [[Allison Cameron|Cameron]] or [[Eric Foreman|Foreman]]. Vogler also tells House he has to give a speech in support of a drug Vogler is developing. House thinks it is merely an expensive alternative to existing drugs. However, Vogler tells House if he gives the speech, he doesn't have to fire anyone.
 
   
 
[[Lisa Cuddy|Cuddy]] calls House into her office to tell him he can't do a brain biopsy on the patient. They go to argue the point in front of Wright, who House notices is stuttering. Wright agrees to the biopsy, which reveals a brain lesion caused by [[toxoplasmosis]], a parasite (the team incorrectly calls it a [[fungus]]). However, toxoplasmosis causes brain lesions only in patients who have abnormally deficient immune systems. This means Wright has [[AIDS]].
Foreman is examining the politician, who says he has been run down. House comes in playing his [[GameBoy]] and lets the politician know he isn't interested in his case until he notices the patient's Patellar [[reflexes|reflex]] isn't responding at all. He orders an [[MRI]] and a [[lumbar puncture]]. However, the tests are negative except for a small smudge in his brain on the MRI. House is wondering why [[Robert Chase|Chase]] isn't scared of him anymore, and House tells the others he doesn't have to fire anyone. House feels the patient has either an [[infection]] or [[tumor]] and they have to do [[brain]] [[biopsy]].
 
   
 
Foreman explains the diagnosis to Wright and tells him he has AIDS. Wright refuses to believe it, denying any behaviors that would give him AIDS. He refuses antiretrovirals. He says he only wants drugs for the toxoplasmosis, and agrees to an AIDS test only if it is done under a pseudonym. He also demands that the team test him for anything else that could cause the toxoplasmosis infection.
[[Lisa Cuddy|Cuddy]] calls House into her office to tell him he can't do a brain biopsy on the patient. They go to argue the point in front of the patient. House notices the patient is stuttering. The patient agrees to the biopsy. However, the biopsy shows that there was a brain lesion caused by [[toxoplasmosis]], a parasite (which they say it is a [[fungus]]. It's a mistake in the series). However, toxoplasmosis causes brain lesions on patients who have abnormally deficient immune systems - the patient has [[AIDS]].
 
   
 
Cameron and Chase are shocked that House is giving a speech for Vogler. He says he agreed to it in order to keep all of them. He directs them to tell the press that Wright has [[cancer]] and start tests for it despite the AIDS diagnosis.
Foreman explains the diagnosis to the patient, but tells him that his [[immune system]] had to be compromised, but that he must have AIDS. He denies the behaviors that would give him AIDS, but House is pushing anti-virals on him. He refuses medication. The patient only wants drugs for the toxoplasmosis, but only agrees to an AIDS test if it is done anonymously. He also demands they also test him for anything else that could cause the toxoplasmosis infection.
 
   
 
Wright starts complaining of a headache, and wonders why Foreman won't believe he might not have AIDS. The patient thinks that politicians, and especially African-American politicians, don't get the benefit of the doubt.
Cameron and Chase are shocked that House is giving a speech for Vogler. He tells them that agreed to it to keep all of them. He tells them to tell the press the patient has [[cancer]] and start tests for it despite the AIDS diagnosis.
 
   
 
Cameron tries to thank House, but he's not interested. She tells him that people pray to God because it means something to them, and that thanking him means something to her. He calls her a naïve atheist. He says people pray so that God won't destroy them, and tells Cameron he's not going to destroy her.
The patient starts complaining of a headache, but wonders why Foreman won't believe he might not have AIDS. The patient thinks that politicians don't get the benefit of the doubt.
 
   
 
The AIDS test comes back positive, and Wright is started on antiretrovirals. His [[T cell]] count is extremely low, which means it is likely he will die. House needs to contact the patient’s sexual partners, and Wright says he has only had two girlfriends. House still thinks he has had homosexual sex and wonders why he is continuing to lie about it. Wright asks why House always believes the worst about people, saying he prefers to think people are good and be disappointed every once in a while. House takes another blood test.
Cameron tries to thank House again, but he's not interested. She tells him that people pray to God because it means something to them, and that thanking him means something to her. He calls her a naive atheist. He thinks people pray so that God won't kill them.
 
   
 
The patient tries to get out of bed, but finds he cannot walk. The antiretrovirals aren't working, and he is getting worse. Cuddy asks House why he is so upset about having to give the speech when Vogler's drug works.
The AIDS test comes back positive. The patient is started on anti-virals. His [[T-Cell]] count is low, which means it is likely he will die. They also need to contact the patient’s sexual partners. He says he has only had two girlfriends. House still thinks he has had homosexual sex and wonders why he is continuing to lie about it. The patient wonders why House always believes the worst about people. The patient prefers to think people are good and be disappointed every once in a while. House takes another blood test.
 
   
 
House tells Wright the antiretrovirals aren’t working because he doesn't have AIDS. The first test was a false positive; a second test was negative. But he is still dying—the only difference is that now they don't know why.
The patient tries to get out of bed, but finds he cannot walk. It is clear the anti-virals are not working and he is getting worse. Cuddy asks House what he will do and why he is being so upset about having to give a speech for Vogler when the drug works.
 
   
 
Wright begins losing brain function and sensation on his right side. House calls Wilson in to help and orders a full body scan because it's the only alternative, even though such scans are normally useless. Wilson asks why House redid the AIDS test, thinking he must have believed the patient—something House never does.
House tells the patient the anti-retroviral aren’t working because he doesn't have AIDS - it was a false positive. A second test was negative, but the patient is still dying - they just don't know why.
 
   
 
The full body scan shows some abnormalities. Vogler comes in to lord it over House that it's not food poisoning. He gives House 14 pages of notes for his speech.
The patient's right side is losing sensation and he is losing brain function. House calls Wilson into help. House orders a full body scan because it's the only alternative, although it usually doesn't help. Wilson asks why House tested the patient twice and feels that House must have believed the patient - something House never does.
 
   
 
House confronts Chase about ratting him out to Cuddy and Vogler. Chase admits it, and House asks how he can continue to work with him. Chase tells him he has no choice.
They find some things in his scan, but everything he finds is explained. Vogler comes in to lord it over House about thinking it was food poisoning. He has 14 pages of notes for House's speech.
 
   
 
Foreman starts to investigate the anomalies they found on the scan. Wright asks if he is going to be okay.
House talks to Chase about ratting him out to Cuddy and Vogler. He admits it. House wonders how he can work with him. Chase tells him he has no choice.
 
   
 
House tells Wilson he is selling his soul to Vogler by giving the speech. The only difference in the new drug is that Vogler's company added an [[antacid]]. Wilson tells him not to worry about it—he’s doing a good thing.
Foreman starts to test the anomalies they found. The patient wonders if he is going to be okay.
 
   
 
Foreman tells House that all the anomalies on the scan were routine. House wants to biopsy the patient's [[spleen]] despite the risk of him [[bleeding]] to death. Cuddy very reluctantly agrees.
House tells Wilson he is selling his soul to Vogler by giving the speech. The only difference in the new drug is that they added an [[antacid]]. Wilson tells him not to worry about it - he’s doing a good thing.
 
   
 
House finds Cameron in the lab. He asks why she likes him, saying he wants to know what makes her tick.
Foreman tells him all the anomalies were routine. House wants to biopsy the patient's [[spleen]] despite the risk of him [[bleeding]] to death because that was the only area that showed anything. Cuddy is opposed, but agrees.
 
   
 
Foreman goes to the patient to seek consent for the spleen biopsy. However, Wright is having trouble [[breathing]], and Foreman realizes they can't do the biopsy with him in this condition.
House finds Cameron in the lab. He says he knows she likes him and wants to know why so that he knows what makes her tick. She thinks it is because of him trying to save her job by giving the speech.
 
   
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The team thinks Wright might have [[hairy cell leukemia]], but there is no safe way to test for it directly. They look for other markers, and none are present, but the patient is positive for [[Epstein-Barr virus]]. That doesn't indicate hairy cell leukemia, but it does point to something else. House rushes to Wright's room and says he didn't damage his tongue in an accident, as he claimed earlier: He had an [[epilepsy|epileptic]] [[seizure]]. Wright admits it, but says he hasn't had a seizure since he was 10. House takes away his oxygen until he admits to taking a drug that, with the Epstein-Barr virus, can cause an autoimmune condition: [[common variable immunodeficiency disease]].
Foreman goes to the patient to seek consent for the spleen biopsy. However, the patient is having trouble [[breathing]]. Foreman realizes they can't do the biopsy with him in this condition.
 
   
Foreman reports the patient is in bad shape. They think it might be [[hairy cell leukemia]], but there is no way to test for it. However, they test for other markers and they aren't present. The patient is positive for [[Epstein-Barr virus]], but that doesn't indicate hairy cell leukemia. However, it does point to something else. House rushes to the patient's room and realizes he didn't damage his tongue in an accident, he had an [[epilepsy|epileptic]] [[seizure]]. The patient admits the epilepsy, but denies being on medication for seizures since he was ten. House takes away his oxygen until he admits to taking a drug that with the Epstein-Barr virus causes an autoimmune disease - [[common variable immunodeficiency disease]]. Chase points out he guessed the patient had that condition earlier - House rejected it based on the fact it is generally a childhood disease. However, the patient got the disease as a child, but it didn't manifest itself until he was under the [[stress]] of campaigning. He orders them to treat him for it despite how unlikely it might be. Over the next week, the patient starts improving. He only needs to take medication for the rest of his life. They tell him he can continue to run for office. He admits that he won't win, but says that House is wrong about always having to win.
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Chase points out that he guessed the patient had that condition earlier, and House rejected the diagnosis because it is normally a childhood disease. House believes that the patient got the disease as a child, but it remained asymptomatic until he was under the [[stress]] of campaigning. He orders the team to treat Wright for it despite how unlikely it might be.
   
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Over the next week, Wright starts improving. He needs to take medication for the rest of his life, but he will be fine. The team tells him he can continue to run for office. He admits that he won't win, but says that House is wrong about always having to win.
House goes to give his speech, with Vogler depending on House's reputation and integrity to sway the audience. He starts on script, but ends after one paragraph. When Vogler threatens his fellows unless he completes his speech, he goes back to the podium and just tells the audience that the new drug is good because is just the old good drug, only a lot more expensive and under a new patent. He also says that Vogler's company merely fools around with existing drugs to make them slightly different so they will get a new patent. Cuddy and Wilson are mortified. Vogler is stunned. House leaves the stage.
 
   
 
House goes to give his speech, with Vogler depending on House's reputation and integrity to sway the audience. He starts on script, but stops after one paragraph. When Vogler threatens to make him fire Cameron or Foreman unless he completes the speech, he goes back to the podium and tells the audience that he knows the new drug is good because it's the same as the old drug, only a lot more expensive. He says that Vogler's company merely fools around with existing drugs to get a new patent. Cuddy and Wilson are mortified. Vogler is stunned. House leaves the stage.
Cameron goes to see House. She agrees to resign so he won't have to fire her or Foreman. House asks why and she says it is to protect herself. She admits she likes him despite his faults because she thought he liked to help people, but she has now realized that he does what he does because he always wants to do the right thing. She thinks that the only way she can do the right thing is to quit.
 
   
 
House is at home, playing the piano. His answering machine shows 12 new messages. Cameron goes to see House at home. She tells him she's resigning so he won't have to fire her or Foreman. House asks why, and she says it is to protect herself. She admits she liked him despite his faults because she thought everything he did was to help people. But she now realizes she was wrong: He does what he does because it's right. She thinks the only way she can do the right thing is by quitting.
== Clinic Patient ==
 
House thinks [[Susan|a patient]] has had a [[miscarriage]], but she denies having had sex in a year, since she split up with her husband. He tells her to start her own religion.
 
   
 
== Clinic patient ==
The patient comes in with a bruise on her neck, but House thinks it is a hickey. He thinks she is having sex without knowing it - he takes a sample to test for [[GHB]] - the date rape drug.
 
 
House thinks [[Susan|a patient]] has had a [[miscarriage]], but she says she hasn't had sex in a year, since she split up with her husband. House doesn't believe her, and tells her to start her own religion since it must have been an "immaculate conception".
   
 
The patient comes in again with a bruise on her neck, which House says is a hickey. She continues to insist she hasn't had sex. He thinks she is having sex without knowing it. He takes a hair sample to test for alcohol, drugs, and [[Gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid|GHB]]—the date rape drug.
House tells the patient she is lying - her [[blood tests]] were all negative. She complains she has a rash on her posterior but House identifies it as a rug burn. House finds out that the patient wakes up exhausted and that her ex-husband lives downstairs. He figures she was [[sleepwalking]].
 
   
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The tests are all negative, and House accuses the patient of lying about not having sex. She says she has a new symptom: a rash on her butt, which House identifies as a carpet burn. Upon further questioning, House finds out that the patient wakes up exhausted and that her ex-husband lives downstairs. He figures out that she has been [[sleepwalking]] and actually having sex with her ex-husband in her sleep: She has [[Sexsomnia]]. That explains her fatigue, the bruise on her neck, the carpet burn, and, more importantly, why she was pregnant.
House sends her to the [[sleep lab]] and confirms the diagnosis. She is having sex in her sleep - [[sexsomnia]].
 
   
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Before she goes off to make her ex pay, House says it's highly unlikely her ex-husband knew she was asleep and not in control of her actions, since sexsomniacs act pretty normal while sleepwalking. He notes that the patient's ex lives in the same building as her, she's unknowingly having sex with him, and she hasn't slept with anyone else since the divorce, all of which points to unresolved issues between them.
==Zebra Factor 3/10==
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==Zebra Factor: 3/10==
 
Common variable immunodeficiency disease is rare, but not terribly so (it affects about 1 in 50,000 people). A case would probably appear in the hospital during House's stay there. It is also the most common primary immunodeficiency disease.
 
Common variable immunodeficiency disease is rare, but not terribly so (it affects about 1 in 50,000 people). A case would probably appear in the hospital during House's stay there. It is also the most common primary immunodeficiency disease.
   
== Major Events ==
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== Major events ==
* Vogler demands House either give a speech promoting his new pharmaceutical at the upcoming North American Cardiology Conference or fire one of his team.
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* Vogler demands that House either fire a member of his team or give a speech promoting Vogler's new drug at the upcoming North American Cardiology Conference.
*Cameron confirms she is an atheist.
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*Cameron reveals she is an atheist.
* House finally confirms that Chase is leaking information to Vogler so Vogler will keep him on the team.
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* House finally confirms that Chase has been leaking information to Vogler so Vogler will protect his job.
* House tells the conference that Vogler‘s new drug is no better than his off-patent drug, humiliating Vogler and causing a great deal of embarrassment to the hospital.
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* House tells the cardiology conference that Vogler's new drug is no better than his old, off-patent drug, humiliating Vogler and causing a great deal of embarrassment to the hospital.
* Cameron quits in order to save House from making a choice to fire her or Foreman.
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* Cameron quits in order to avoid pain from her feelings for House, which she doesn't believe will be reciprocated.
* Wilson tricks House into thinking hes put "the moves" on her and sees House's Reaction proving Cameron has gotten to him slightly.
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* Wilson tricks House into thinking he's put "the moves" on Cameron, and House's reaction proves that Cameron has gotten to him.
   
==Trivia & Cultural References==
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==Trivia and cultural references==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASCAR_dad NASCAR Dad] was a term coined in the 2008 United States election to refer to white, middle-aged, working class to lower middle class voters.
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*"[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASCAR_dad NASCAR dad]" was a term coined during the 2004 United States presidential campaign to refer to white, middle-aged, working class to lower middle class voters.
   
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Jets The Jets] is a reference to the New York Jets, an American Football team in the National Football League’s American Conference that play their home games in Met Life Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. He also makes American Football references when he talks about the full body scan and how the disease the patient has affects the body.
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*"[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Jets The Jets]" is a reference to the New York Jets, an American football team that plays its home games at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. House also makes American football references when he talks about the full body scan and the effects of the patient's disease.
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*While talking to the patient, House says that someday the United States will have an African-American president. Less than four years after the episode's air date, Barack Obama was elected.
   
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== Cast ==
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* [[Hugh Laurie]] as [[Gregory House|Dr. Gregory House]]
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* [[Lisa Edelstein]] as [[Lisa Cuddy|Dr. Lisa Cuddy]]
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* [[Omar Epps]] as [[Eric Foreman|Dr. Eric Foreman]]
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* [[Robert Sean Leonard]] as [[James Wilson|Dr. James Wilson]]
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* [[Jennifer Morrison]] as [[Allison Cameron|Dr. Allison Cameron]]
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* [[Jesse Spencer]] as [[Robert Chase|Dr. Robert Chase]]
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* [[Joe Morton]] as [[Gary H. Wright]]
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* [[Missy Crider]] as [[Susan]]
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* [[Chi McBride]] as [[Edward Vogler]]
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* [[Dominic Oliver]] as [[Reynolds]]
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* [[Elizabeth Karr]] as [[Hostess]]
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* [[Bobbin Bergstrom]] as [[Nurse]]
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* [[Sahar Bibiyan]] as [[Clinic Nurse]]
   
 
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Season One Episodes:

  1. Pilot
  2. Paternity
  3. Occam's Razor
  4. Maternity
  5. Damned If You Do
  6. The Socratic Method
  7. Fidelity
  8. Poison
  9. DNR
  10. Histories
  11. Detox
  12. Sports Medicine
  13. Cursed
  14. Control
  15. Mob Rules
  16. Heavy
  17. Role Model
  18. Babies & Bathwater
  19. Kids
  20. Love Hurts
  21. Three Stories
  22. Honeymoon

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"You asked me why I like you. You’re abrasive and rude, but I figured everything you do, you do it to help people. But I was wrong. You do it because it’s right."
―Cameron

Role Model is a 1st season episode of House that first aired on April 12, 2005. When a politician friend of Vogler’s collapses at a rally, Vogler demands that House at least examine the man. House takes an interest in the case, but his conclusions seem to end any chance the patient has of pursuing his political career. In addition, Vogler’s demands on House increase to the point where he wants House to shill for his company's new drug.

Recap

A politician, Gary Wright, is giving a speech when he starts to feel unwell. He struggles through the rest of his speech, which his assistant finishes, and then insists he is okay. However, he becomes nauseated and disoriented, and vomits before collapsing down a short flight of stairs.

Vogler tells House about the case. House thinks the patient has food poisoning, and Vogler responds that if it's that simple, it won't take House much time. They start talking about House's having to fire Cameron or Foreman, and Vogler orders him to give a speech in support of a drug Vogler's company is developing. House thinks it is merely an expensive alternative to existing drugs. However, Vogler tells House that if he gives the speech and takes Wright's case, he won't have to fire anyone.

Foreman is examining Wright, who says he has been feeling run down. House comes in playing his GameBoy and makes it clear that he isn't interested in the case—until he notices that Wright's patellar reflex isn't responding. He orders an MRI and a lumbar puncture, which are normal except for a small smudge in Wright's brain that could be nothing. House wonders why Chase isn't scared of him anymore, and tells Cameron and Foreman that he doesn't have to fire anyone. He thinks the patient has either an infection or a tumor, and orders a brain biopsy to confirm.

Cuddy calls House into her office to tell him he can't do a brain biopsy on the patient. They go to argue the point in front of Wright, who House notices is stuttering. Wright agrees to the biopsy, which reveals a brain lesion caused by toxoplasmosis, a parasite (the team incorrectly calls it a fungus). However, toxoplasmosis causes brain lesions only in patients who have abnormally deficient immune systems. This means Wright has AIDS.

Foreman explains the diagnosis to Wright and tells him he has AIDS. Wright refuses to believe it, denying any behaviors that would give him AIDS. He refuses antiretrovirals. He says he only wants drugs for the toxoplasmosis, and agrees to an AIDS test only if it is done under a pseudonym. He also demands that the team test him for anything else that could cause the toxoplasmosis infection.

Cameron and Chase are shocked that House is giving a speech for Vogler. He says he agreed to it in order to keep all of them. He directs them to tell the press that Wright has cancer and start tests for it despite the AIDS diagnosis.

Wright starts complaining of a headache, and wonders why Foreman won't believe he might not have AIDS. The patient thinks that politicians, and especially African-American politicians, don't get the benefit of the doubt.

Cameron tries to thank House, but he's not interested. She tells him that people pray to God because it means something to them, and that thanking him means something to her. He calls her a naïve atheist. He says people pray so that God won't destroy them, and tells Cameron he's not going to destroy her.

The AIDS test comes back positive, and Wright is started on antiretrovirals. His T cell count is extremely low, which means it is likely he will die. House needs to contact the patient’s sexual partners, and Wright says he has only had two girlfriends. House still thinks he has had homosexual sex and wonders why he is continuing to lie about it. Wright asks why House always believes the worst about people, saying he prefers to think people are good and be disappointed every once in a while. House takes another blood test.

The patient tries to get out of bed, but finds he cannot walk. The antiretrovirals aren't working, and he is getting worse. Cuddy asks House why he is so upset about having to give the speech when Vogler's drug works.

House tells Wright the antiretrovirals aren’t working because he doesn't have AIDS. The first test was a false positive; a second test was negative. But he is still dying—the only difference is that now they don't know why.

Wright begins losing brain function and sensation on his right side. House calls Wilson in to help and orders a full body scan because it's the only alternative, even though such scans are normally useless. Wilson asks why House redid the AIDS test, thinking he must have believed the patient—something House never does.

The full body scan shows some abnormalities. Vogler comes in to lord it over House that it's not food poisoning. He gives House 14 pages of notes for his speech.

House confronts Chase about ratting him out to Cuddy and Vogler. Chase admits it, and House asks how he can continue to work with him. Chase tells him he has no choice.

Foreman starts to investigate the anomalies they found on the scan. Wright asks if he is going to be okay.

House tells Wilson he is selling his soul to Vogler by giving the speech. The only difference in the new drug is that Vogler's company added an antacid. Wilson tells him not to worry about it—he’s doing a good thing.

Foreman tells House that all the anomalies on the scan were routine. House wants to biopsy the patient's spleen despite the risk of him bleeding to death. Cuddy very reluctantly agrees.

House finds Cameron in the lab. He asks why she likes him, saying he wants to know what makes her tick.

Foreman goes to the patient to seek consent for the spleen biopsy. However, Wright is having trouble breathing, and Foreman realizes they can't do the biopsy with him in this condition.

The team thinks Wright might have hairy cell leukemia, but there is no safe way to test for it directly. They look for other markers, and none are present, but the patient is positive for Epstein-Barr virus. That doesn't indicate hairy cell leukemia, but it does point to something else. House rushes to Wright's room and says he didn't damage his tongue in an accident, as he claimed earlier: He had an epileptic seizure. Wright admits it, but says he hasn't had a seizure since he was 10. House takes away his oxygen until he admits to taking a drug that, with the Epstein-Barr virus, can cause an autoimmune condition: common variable immunodeficiency disease.

Chase points out that he guessed the patient had that condition earlier, and House rejected the diagnosis because it is normally a childhood disease. House believes that the patient got the disease as a child, but it remained asymptomatic until he was under the stress of campaigning. He orders the team to treat Wright for it despite how unlikely it might be.

Over the next week, Wright starts improving. He needs to take medication for the rest of his life, but he will be fine. The team tells him he can continue to run for office. He admits that he won't win, but says that House is wrong about always having to win.

House goes to give his speech, with Vogler depending on House's reputation and integrity to sway the audience. He starts on script, but stops after one paragraph. When Vogler threatens to make him fire Cameron or Foreman unless he completes the speech, he goes back to the podium and tells the audience that he knows the new drug is good because it's the same as the old drug, only a lot more expensive. He says that Vogler's company merely fools around with existing drugs to get a new patent. Cuddy and Wilson are mortified. Vogler is stunned. House leaves the stage.

House is at home, playing the piano. His answering machine shows 12 new messages. Cameron goes to see House at home. She tells him she's resigning so he won't have to fire her or Foreman. House asks why, and she says it is to protect herself. She admits she liked him despite his faults because she thought everything he did was to help people. But she now realizes she was wrong: He does what he does because it's right. She thinks the only way she can do the right thing is by quitting.

Clinic patient

House thinks a patient has had a miscarriage, but she says she hasn't had sex in a year, since she split up with her husband. House doesn't believe her, and tells her to start her own religion since it must have been an "immaculate conception".

The patient comes in again with a bruise on her neck, which House says is a hickey. She continues to insist she hasn't had sex. He thinks she is having sex without knowing it. He takes a hair sample to test for alcohol, drugs, and GHB—the date rape drug.

The tests are all negative, and House accuses the patient of lying about not having sex. She says she has a new symptom: a rash on her butt, which House identifies as a carpet burn. Upon further questioning, House finds out that the patient wakes up exhausted and that her ex-husband lives downstairs. He figures out that she has been sleepwalking and actually having sex with her ex-husband in her sleep: She has Sexsomnia. That explains her fatigue, the bruise on her neck, the carpet burn, and, more importantly, why she was pregnant.

Before she goes off to make her ex pay, House says it's highly unlikely her ex-husband knew she was asleep and not in control of her actions, since sexsomniacs act pretty normal while sleepwalking. He notes that the patient's ex lives in the same building as her, she's unknowingly having sex with him, and she hasn't slept with anyone else since the divorce, all of which points to unresolved issues between them.

Zebra Factor: 3/10

Common variable immunodeficiency disease is rare, but not terribly so (it affects about 1 in 50,000 people). A case would probably appear in the hospital during House's stay there. It is also the most common primary immunodeficiency disease.

Major events

  • Vogler demands that House either fire a member of his team or give a speech promoting Vogler's new drug at the upcoming North American Cardiology Conference.
  • Cameron reveals she is an atheist.
  • House finally confirms that Chase has been leaking information to Vogler so Vogler will protect his job.
  • House tells the cardiology conference that Vogler's new drug is no better than his old, off-patent drug, humiliating Vogler and causing a great deal of embarrassment to the hospital.
  • Cameron quits in order to avoid pain from her feelings for House, which she doesn't believe will be reciprocated.
  • Wilson tricks House into thinking he's put "the moves" on Cameron, and House's reaction proves that Cameron has gotten to him.

Trivia and cultural references

  • "NASCAR dad" was a term coined during the 2004 United States presidential campaign to refer to white, middle-aged, working class to lower middle class voters.
  • "The Jets" is a reference to the New York Jets, an American football team that plays its home games at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. House also makes American football references when he talks about the full body scan and the effects of the patient's disease.
  • While talking to the patient, House says that someday the United States will have an African-American president. Less than four years after the episode's air date, Barack Obama was elected.

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