Son of Coma Guy is a third season episode of House which first aired on November 14, 2006.
Wilson finds House relaxing in the room of a vegetative patient. He confronts him about stealing his prescription pad. House brushes it off. The vegetative patient's son comes into the room. All of a sudden, House starts flashing the lights and throws a bag of chips at the son, which hits him. We then see House seemingly disappear, only to appear in front of the son. He tells the son he has a condition that prevents him from seeing things in motion. He noted it the last time the son was there, when he nearly walked into two moving people. All of a sudden, the son has a seizure.
The patient recovers from the seizure, and tells the doctors he suffers from them. Doctors never have been able to find the source. The team does a medical history, but the patient has no surviving family apart from his comatose father. They hand the patient his backpack, and a load of wine falls out.
The team does a number of tests and an environmental scan, but find nothing. The patient is not close enough to anyone to get a disease from them. Suddenly, the patient feels nausea, and starts coughing up blood. The patient starts heading into a coma, so House stops the treatment. They think his liver is failing from his alcoholism, and his kidneys are failing as well.
House realizes that he needs a better medical history. He decides to give L-Dopa to the comatose father to wake him up. His team thinks he is crazy. Cuddy tries to stop House too, but he goes ahead. The father comes back to consciousness and asks for a steak.
Cuddy examines the father, who passes all the mental acuity tests. House starts asking him about his family's medical history. The father is told he's been unconscious for ten years. The last thing he remembers is the fire that killed his wife. He's told his son is seriously ill. He denies any serious medical problems on either side of the family.
House and Wilson discuss why the father isn't upset that his son is seriously ill. They argue about the human need for attachments.
Tritter shows up to talk to Cameron. She doesn't want to talk to him, but tells him that House takes six pills of Vicodin a day, but brushes off his allegations. Tritter wonders why Cameron shows him loyalty when House has already let Wilson take a fall.
The team pages Cameron to get her away from Tritter. She warns them about Tritter, but they agree they can't tell House. House comes in at that moment. They tell him the son is getting worse.
House goes to the father again, who is getting dressed. The father knows he only has about 24 hours of consciousness, and wants to leave the hospital. House asks him what he has to live for apart from his son. The father says he wants a hoagie [local name for submarine sandwich] that is made only by one place in Atlantic City. House agrees to take him there. He asks for Wilson's car, but the father wants to drive. House convinces Wilson to let him, but Wilson insists on going along.
En route, House starts asking questions again. The father is resistant. They play a game - the father gets to ask a question for every one House asks, just because he wants to annoy House.
Cameron tells the team that Tritter thinks House stole Wilson's prescription pad and forged his signature. Foreman believes it. The patient is getting worse.
House wants to know what the factory made. The father made luxury boats. House thinks the son may have been exposed to the paint used to resist mildew. House calls the team to check for mercury poisoning.
Tritter talks to Chase, who says House takes 6-10 pills a day. He admits to writing prescriptions for House. Tritter asks if House asked for or demanded a prescription.
The road trip team gets to Atlantic City, but can't find the hoagie place. Wilson suggests that the father go back to speak to his son. The father is mad that his son is an alcoholic, but that's not why he left as he didn't find out until after they left. The father wants to go to a casino.
The treatment for mercury poisoning doesn't work. Foreman finds out that the son's heart is failing.
At the hotel, Wilson calls room service for the ingredients for the hoagie. Wilson wants to know why House stole his pad instead of one of the others. Wilson guesses that House must push his voluntary relationships to the limit until they break. House confirms his suspicions.
Foreman calls House to tell him the mercury test was negative. He orders an echocardiogram. He asks the father to list how everyone in the family died. The deaths are for a number of unrelated reasons, some natural, some accidents. Wilson finally finds the hoagie shop. However, when he tosses the father a soda, he can't catch it.
Tritter talks to Foreman. Foreman has a poor opinion of Tritter. Tritter tells Foreman that he hears all types of self serving stories and that everybody lies.
The father asks why House works with people when he doesn't like them. He pushes for an honest answer. House tells the story of when he went to a Japanese hospital and met a janitor who sent them in the right direction. When the doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong, they called in the janitor, who was a member of a despised minority group, but also a fully trained doctor. When the doctors really had to get the answer to a problem, they had to go to the janitor.
The son starts going into convulsions and his heart starts failing.
House asks the father what happened the night of the fire. The son dropped some a popcorn shaker on some paper, which spread rapidly. The father shows that he is angry he couldn't save his wife and can't save his son. House finally realized that all of the accidental deaths happened at night. The son and the maternal line have MERFF syndrome, a rare genetic condition. House calls Foreman to give him the news, but the son need a new heart and can't be put on the transplant list because of his alcoholism.
The father decides he wants to give his heart to his son. Wilson points out that the father may once again awaken, and that MERRF is treatable, but not curable. The father wants to go ahead, but Cuddy refuses permission. House sends Wilson out of the room to keep him out of it and set up an alibi for both of them. The father decides to commit suicide. House gives the father his options. The father knows he won't be conscious long enough to see his son again. The father asks what House would want from his own father. House says that he would like to hear his father say "You were right. You did the right thing."
Wilson embarrasses himself in the casino to make sure he and someone pretending to be House are remembered so House has an alibi. They hear the father fall unconscious in the room. They rush him back to Princeton-Plainsboro for the transplant. Cuddy questions why the patient would have taken aspirin, which would have preserved the heart. House says that it was just lucky he did so.
The son recovers and wonders if the father had a message. House tells him that the father said "You were right. You did the right thing."
House knows Tritter has been speaking to his team - they all told him. Wilson finds that his bank account has been frozen on Tritter's orders. Wilson asks House to buy dinner.
Zebra Factor 8/10
MERRF Syndrome is rare, with an incidence of less than 1 in 2,000 people in the general population. Its only obvious symptom, a series of increasingly bad seizures, is common to many diseases. However, it is conceivable that a case could come to House's attention.
As House points out several times, the patient was not in a coma, but was in a persistent vegetative state.
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